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Massaged Kale Salad

Massaged Kale Salad

If you’ve ever eaten kale and thought, “This tastes like punishment”, allow me to introduce you to the magical world of massaging your greens. A little rub, a little squeeze, and suddenly this tough leafy situation becomes soft, glossy, and genuinely delicious.

Add a few fun toppings (crunchy bits! sweet bits! cheesy bits!) and a quick tahini dressing, and you’ve just turned a bunch of kale into something you’ll actually go back to again and again.

Ingredients

  • 1 large bunch kale
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon lemon juice (or apple cider vinegar)
  • 1 teaspoon honey or maple syrup
  • A pinch of salt
  • Optional extras: toasted seeds, grated parmesan, chopped almonds, avo, cranberries, whatever you fancy

Method

  1. Rip the kale leaves off the stems and tear into bite-size pieces. Wash and dry them well.

  2. Pop them into a big bowl, drizzle over the olive oil, lemon juice, honey, and a pinch of salt.

  3. Now get in there with your hands and massage the kale for about 1–2 minutes. You want it to soften and turn a bit darker and glossy.

  4. Taste it. If it still feels a bit too “chewy forest”, keep massaging for another minute.

  5. Add whatever toppings you’re in the mood for and toss to combine.

 

Tip: Massaged kale keeps really well, so you can make it a few hours ahead and it’ll still be lovely. Add anything delicate (like avo) right before serving.

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NEED SOME INSPIRATION FOR TOPPINGS / DRESSING?
What about some tahini dressing

  • 2 tablespoons tahini
  • 1 tablespoon lemon juice
  • 1 teaspoon honey or maple syrup
  • 1 small garlic clove, finely grated
  • Pinch of salt
  • 2–3 tablespoons water to thin

Method

  1. Whisk everything together in a small bowl, adding the water slowly until it’s silky and pourable. Drizzle over your salad or toss through to coat.

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